Post by Amanda Kimmel on Nov 28, 2010 20:05:51 GMT -5
This will be revised accordingly when they post their opening statements.
Okay y'all, you know I may have quit, but that doesn't change that LIVIDMANDA IS IN THE BUILDING.
STARE INTO MY LASER EYES.
I am NOT IN A GOOD MOOD right now but I'm not going to be too mean. I just want answers and I want them NOW.
Monica, you were a challenge WHORE to the MAX. You won every single immunity challenge from the merge on in. That's quite the accomplishment, but frankly I don't think it deserves a million-dollar prize. You were a total bitch who seemed to value this game as much as her "vagina." And since the challenges sucked, I didn't have time for quite a few of them. You did. Too much time if you ask me. Based on this, I have two questions for you:
1) Based on your opening statement, you say you played a solid social game. However, do you think you would have been in the finals had you not gone on such a streak? Or do you think someone would have booted you? If so, please tell me who you think would have done that. I'd also like to know how you would have defended yourself to stay.
2) Why should I give you my jury vote when you clearly had no life and were able to dominate every challenge because of that?
Eliza, you came back into the game as an Outcast. Week one, you totally deserved the boot you got since you threw half the tribe under the bus in your drunken ramblings and pissed us all off. Then you did it again at merge when you inexplicably betrayed a SOLID alliance and you somehow got out of and are sitting here after riding coattails like the feline you are. I know these questions are on everyone else's minds, so let me ask you:
1) Why do you deserve to win if you were voted out at the first Tribal Council?
2) What really happened week one? Did you consciously try to get us all targeting each other? Or were you really just babbling on and on without realizing it? Or was the "drunken sailor approach" your strategy?
3) What made you trust a liar like Monica over me?
Alexis, you made an incredibly stupid move around the time of the merge, yet you're sitting here and I'm the one bitching at you. Before I get anywhere... I'd like to say that I never planned on knifing you and had nothing against you. We just hardly talked! I told people what they wanted to hear and you were totally solid with me until the final five, in which it would have been a good ol' Kansai rumble with every woman for herself. And honestly, I would have wanted to break up Jaime-Christy at that point. But because you were the one to betray us, I really don't want to give you ANYTHING. You're the two-timing liar and I'm strongly discouraged from giving you my vote and your opening statement basically proved that. YOU were the rat from the start, not me. You made like no case for yourself.
Your questions are as follows:
1) Looking back, do you think trusting Monica was the right move? Or do you think you'd have a better shot at winning with a different final 3, say myself and Christy?
2) Why should I give you my vote if you made yourself an outsider, then had to ride a challenge whore's coattails until the end?
In addition, I have more questions for you bitches to answer:
1) Why did I quit this game? This one has a CORRECT answer, and if you get it right I'll be more inclined to award you the money.
2) Change one of the two people sitting next to you with someone on the jury. Explain why you did this.
This last one is to Monica and Alexis only.
3) I checked my logs and I never talked to the two of you about ANYTHING other than Survivor ORGs. I also talked to Eliza far more than either of you and about all kinds of things, and she was out of the game for a few rounds. Tell me why I should give you my vote if we never talked about anything other than the game.
I really don't think ANY of you deserve a million bucks. Nor did "Special Fred" but that's beside the point, he's on the jury and I already beat him up at Ponderosa. Now it's your turn, bitches. Answer these questions as honestly as you damn well can. Feel free to be as detailed as you want. That might be better for you. I want answers. And just so you know, my jury vote is 100% up in the air, so you'd better answer these good or else you'll get zapped by my LASER EYES.
That's all for now, bitches. I hope you enjoy answering these as much as I enjoyed writing them. And if need be, I can press some points further.
From LIVIDMANDA with [no] love
Okay y'all, you know I may have quit, but that doesn't change that LIVIDMANDA IS IN THE BUILDING.
STARE INTO MY LASER EYES.
I am NOT IN A GOOD MOOD right now but I'm not going to be too mean. I just want answers and I want them NOW.
Monica, you were a challenge WHORE to the MAX. You won every single immunity challenge from the merge on in. That's quite the accomplishment, but frankly I don't think it deserves a million-dollar prize. You were a total bitch who seemed to value this game as much as her "vagina." And since the challenges sucked, I didn't have time for quite a few of them. You did. Too much time if you ask me. Based on this, I have two questions for you:
1) Based on your opening statement, you say you played a solid social game. However, do you think you would have been in the finals had you not gone on such a streak? Or do you think someone would have booted you? If so, please tell me who you think would have done that. I'd also like to know how you would have defended yourself to stay.
2) Why should I give you my jury vote when you clearly had no life and were able to dominate every challenge because of that?
Eliza, you came back into the game as an Outcast. Week one, you totally deserved the boot you got since you threw half the tribe under the bus in your drunken ramblings and pissed us all off. Then you did it again at merge when you inexplicably betrayed a SOLID alliance and you somehow got out of and are sitting here after riding coattails like the feline you are. I know these questions are on everyone else's minds, so let me ask you:
1) Why do you deserve to win if you were voted out at the first Tribal Council?
2) What really happened week one? Did you consciously try to get us all targeting each other? Or were you really just babbling on and on without realizing it? Or was the "drunken sailor approach" your strategy?
3) What made you trust a liar like Monica over me?
Alexis, you made an incredibly stupid move around the time of the merge, yet you're sitting here and I'm the one bitching at you. Before I get anywhere... I'd like to say that I never planned on knifing you and had nothing against you. We just hardly talked! I told people what they wanted to hear and you were totally solid with me until the final five, in which it would have been a good ol' Kansai rumble with every woman for herself. And honestly, I would have wanted to break up Jaime-Christy at that point. But because you were the one to betray us, I really don't want to give you ANYTHING. You're the two-timing liar and I'm strongly discouraged from giving you my vote and your opening statement basically proved that. YOU were the rat from the start, not me. You made like no case for yourself.
Your questions are as follows:
1) Looking back, do you think trusting Monica was the right move? Or do you think you'd have a better shot at winning with a different final 3, say myself and Christy?
2) Why should I give you my vote if you made yourself an outsider, then had to ride a challenge whore's coattails until the end?
In addition, I have more questions for you bitches to answer:
1) Why did I quit this game? This one has a CORRECT answer, and if you get it right I'll be more inclined to award you the money.
2) Change one of the two people sitting next to you with someone on the jury. Explain why you did this.
This last one is to Monica and Alexis only.
3) I checked my logs and I never talked to the two of you about ANYTHING other than Survivor ORGs. I also talked to Eliza far more than either of you and about all kinds of things, and she was out of the game for a few rounds. Tell me why I should give you my vote if we never talked about anything other than the game.
I really don't think ANY of you deserve a million bucks. Nor did "Special Fred" but that's beside the point, he's on the jury and I already beat him up at Ponderosa. Now it's your turn, bitches. Answer these questions as honestly as you damn well can. Feel free to be as detailed as you want. That might be better for you. I want answers. And just so you know, my jury vote is 100% up in the air, so you'd better answer these good or else you'll get zapped by my LASER EYES.
That's all for now, bitches. I hope you enjoy answering these as much as I enjoyed writing them. And if need be, I can press some points further.
From LIVIDMANDA with [no] love