Post by Eliza Orlins on Nov 27, 2010 13:21:47 GMT -5
okay so... it's not 100% original but i think it's funny and i like it, considering i have never written a rap or anything like that before i think i did an okay job 
i'm in japan
oh shit, get your getas ready
it's about to go down
everybody in the place hit the f***ing tatami
but stay on your mother***ing toes
we're running this, lets go
i'm in japan yo, i'm in japan
everybody look at me
cause i'm survivin' in japan
i'm in japan, i'm in japan
take a good hard look
at my motherf***in' panda
i'm on a fune mother***er, take a look at me
straight votin' out suckas to the deep blue sea
eatin' setoka, got a momonga in my coat
and he's gonna hide there till i cast my last vote
take a picture, trick, i'm in japan, bitch
we drinking rice wine and saki cause it's so crisp
i got my kimono on and my wooden shoes
i'm flippin' johnny fairplay off
cause he took the booze
riding misaki's, chillin' in a bamboo thicket
creepin' around looking for an idol to win it
but if they see me, i'll have to turn around and jet
and write their names down the next chance that i get
i'm in japan and it's coming to an end and
i got a harajuku haircut so i look cute to old men
i'm the queen of the hida's and i rock toky-o
and if you're on the jury then you're sure not like me, oh
get the f**k up - this game is real
f**k the jury, i'm in japan, motherf***er
f**k losing, i'm here to win, motherf***er
i'm at the end with my girls, and tyrone, motherf***er
after so much drama i'm still goin', motherf***er
hey ma, if you could see me now
i got second place again but i'm still here somehow
i'm gonna fly my dragon to the million, wow
like godzilla anything is possible
yeah, i never thought i'd be in japan
it's been a big struggle since it began
and now look at me where i stand
can you survive 3 japan? yes i can
with final three coming my way
... i hope it's not too early to say:
i'm in the end,
i'm in japan
everybody look at me
i'm connivin' in japan
i'm in japan, i'm in japan
take a good hard look
at my motherf***in' panda
i'm in japan
oh shit, get your getas ready
it's about to go down
everybody in the place hit the f***ing tatami
but stay on your mother***ing toes
we're running this, lets go
i'm in japan yo, i'm in japan
everybody look at me
cause i'm survivin' in japan
i'm in japan, i'm in japan
take a good hard look
at my motherf***in' panda
i'm on a fune mother***er, take a look at me
straight votin' out suckas to the deep blue sea
eatin' setoka, got a momonga in my coat
and he's gonna hide there till i cast my last vote
take a picture, trick, i'm in japan, bitch
we drinking rice wine and saki cause it's so crisp
i got my kimono on and my wooden shoes
i'm flippin' johnny fairplay off
cause he took the booze
riding misaki's, chillin' in a bamboo thicket
creepin' around looking for an idol to win it
but if they see me, i'll have to turn around and jet
and write their names down the next chance that i get
i'm in japan and it's coming to an end and
i got a harajuku haircut so i look cute to old men
i'm the queen of the hida's and i rock toky-o
and if you're on the jury then you're sure not like me, oh
get the f**k up - this game is real
f**k the jury, i'm in japan, motherf***er
f**k losing, i'm here to win, motherf***er
i'm at the end with my girls, and tyrone, motherf***er
after so much drama i'm still goin', motherf***er
hey ma, if you could see me now
i got second place again but i'm still here somehow
i'm gonna fly my dragon to the million, wow
like godzilla anything is possible
yeah, i never thought i'd be in japan
it's been a big struggle since it began
and now look at me where i stand
can you survive 3 japan? yes i can
with final three coming my way
... i hope it's not too early to say:
i'm in the end,
i'm in japan
everybody look at me
i'm connivin' in japan
i'm in japan, i'm in japan
take a good hard look
at my motherf***in' panda