Post by Monica Padilla on Nov 27, 2010 4:54:53 GMT -5
Little Miss Monica, made the final fo’
Wanna get Immun-i-ty fo’ sho’
Cause I’m up in here with all of these killas
Fightin’, sluggin’ it out like Godzilla
And they all wanna stomp me, ya know
Chomp me up, Stomp me up like Tokyo
Cause you know this game be all kinds of cuckoo
What with Charlie and Amanda committin’ seppuku
And the rest of us all ain’t been havin’ no party
We’re slappin’ and choppin’ it up like karate
But I keep on goin’, an’ pumpin’ my mojo
‘Cause I’m the sensei and this is my dojo
Check it! Form of a tiger, form of a crane
Wit’ kicks an’ hits and it’s so fast it’s insane
I got know-how mystic brains like a swami
I’ll fold yo’ ass up just like o-ri-gami
You think you can take me? Uh, bitch, no-no
I’ll rip off your skin, make my own kimono
Won’t hesitate to kick your ass, pal
Gonna be violence, just like Battle Royale
I’ll beat you down, do you capische-a?
I’ll smack you like yakuzas beat geishas
There’ll be cutting remarks like samurai slashes
When I blow like Mt. Fuji and scatter the ashes
Don’t mess with me, foo’, and you’ll learn
It’s like kamikaze, you’ll crash and burn
Mess with me an’ it'll be your doom, ho
Cause yo’ ass is fat like you was a sumo
When it gets down there’s nobody meana
You betta not mess with a pissed-off Latina
So alla y’all better know to look out for Monica
Or else she’ll beat your ass ’til Hannukah
Mess with me and here’s your cookie’s fortune:
Eviction looms, they’ll be snuffin’ your torch, son.
So just play the game and don’t try to be douchey
Or I’ll cut you up raw, and serve you up like sushi
I can feel it now, all comin’ on strong
We’re battlin’ it out, but it won’t be long
‘til we’re gonna have to face fists of fury
From all of those folks out there on the jury
Arguin’, fightin’, and pleadin’ our case
Go in for the win, or jus’ try to save face.
All I can do is just go it hardcore
Pedal to the medal, foot to the floor
Hopin’ that now at the end of the day
I might be a millionaire walkin’ away
But, if not, I guess, at least I had fun
Out here in the Land Of The Risin’ Sun!
