Shakespereish

[Alexis Jones]

Alexis: Why art thou punching me.
Brad: Because thy goal is to be bestowed immunity upon my tribes bosom.
Alexis: But thy heart tis thous.
Brad: Pardon Me my fair maiden
Alexis: I love you.
Brad: Tis is a surprise… I have a secret
Alexis: What art thou secret my lover Brad.
Brad: thy’s interest is men.
Alexis gasps
Brad: I art sorry
Alexis: Thy live is no longer worth living
*plunges dagger in heart
Brad: I cannot live with taking a fair maidens life.
*plunges dagger in heart
*Alexis stands up…
Alexis: Immunity is thus mine. Muahaha
*Brad stands up and punches Alexis.
Brad: Neishi thou winner.

[Jon Dalton]

I am sorry, only... maybe 4 people get this, but its just too brilliant to pass up. <3 it