Post by Monica Padilla on Oct 25, 2010 16:12:56 GMT -5
Dear Hosts: We are throwing this challenge. Do not give me bonus points if the total freakin' suckage of this story makes you giggle. I'm an English major, and it's a total embarrassment to me and the $20,000 I've spent on my education thus far to have written this tripe. This story deserves a zero. I also did purposely not include Kelly S, so that I can, in the event that the other tribe doesn't submit, actually get negative points and therefore still lose to them. Please don't let us win. Thanks!
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Onse upon a tim, Erik and Jonny fairplay were mkaking out in a shak in the middel of teh scary, scary woods. Things were getting very sexcy, when their was a loud smacking noys. (also jon was girl)
“What was that?!?!!!!!!?!
?!!” jonny shreeked at the top of her lung.
“probaly nothing,” said Erik. A bunch of rats came in and started running around and biting Eriks feet.
“Okay,” said jon and they kepts making out and then a safe fell out of the roof and squished eriks leg and it broke off. ‘;owwww’ sed eric and statred criying.
Wtf eric ursuch a dork said fareplay. Its just ur leg an you have got antoehr one besidesyou dont need it in rder to make out wi me.
And then damine and sara cmae in except they could fly and they blew up erics other leg and erik started to cry some more and scream bloody murder so jon went death in both of her ears and she started to scream but she couldnt hear herself screamingwhihc made her scream more until she past out.
Dmmit, said erik. Now who will make otu wi/ me?
I will said damien.
No frick you are an ugly bitch-ho, i wouldent make out with you and i wouldent even make in wit you that was a joke lolz
Damien looke in amirror and it was true he was so ugly it broke and peices of it felll and stabbd jony in her throte an dshe died. Then sarah said erik ur a mean turd you cant talk crap about damien liek that i will kil you!!!! and stab him but missed so damien was dead and jonhy faripely came back to lif but was a zombie and then they lived happly eever fater untli Tuesday becus then they found out sarah was a dude.
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Onse upon a tim, Erik and Jonny fairplay were mkaking out in a shak in the middel of teh scary, scary woods. Things were getting very sexcy, when their was a loud smacking noys. (also jon was girl)
“What was that?!?!!!!!!?!
?!!” jonny shreeked at the top of her lung.“probaly nothing,” said Erik. A bunch of rats came in and started running around and biting Eriks feet.
“Okay,” said jon and they kepts making out and then a safe fell out of the roof and squished eriks leg and it broke off. ‘;owwww’ sed eric and statred criying.
Wtf eric ursuch a dork said fareplay. Its just ur leg an you have got antoehr one besidesyou dont need it in rder to make out wi me.
And then damine and sara cmae in except they could fly and they blew up erics other leg and erik started to cry some more and scream bloody murder so jon went death in both of her ears and she started to scream but she couldnt hear herself screamingwhihc made her scream more until she past out.
Dmmit, said erik. Now who will make otu wi/ me?
I will said damien.
No frick you are an ugly bitch-ho, i wouldent make out with you and i wouldent even make in wit you that was a joke lolz
Damien looke in amirror and it was true he was so ugly it broke and peices of it felll and stabbd jony in her throte an dshe died. Then sarah said erik ur a mean turd you cant talk crap about damien liek that i will kil you!!!! and stab him but missed so damien was dead and jonhy faripely came back to lif but was a zombie and then they lived happly eever fater untli Tuesday becus then they found out sarah was a dude.
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